I’m pretty sure it was Kate Moss who started the whole nothing tastes as good as skinny feels thing.
This clearly isn’t true. There’s a reason that Kate has a bitch face on, like, a thousand percent of the time. Sista’s hungry! Even when she’s smiling, her eyes are basically crying out for a processed, fat-filled, cheesy snack. Like frozen mozzarella sticks. Kate needs some frozen mozzarella sticks, you guys. Someone get her some! Now!
^^ Clockwise: (1) “Is that a Taco Bell over there? Sigh… I mean, I just ate my carrots, so I really shouldn’t..” (2) “Urgh, my tofu mush lunch plate smells like baby poop! At least it’s organic.” (3) “If I don’t get a a cigarette and a Diet Coke, I’m going to kill someone.” (4) “Even with this pounding headache due to lack of nutrients, skinny still feels sooo much better than food tastes.”
Okay, Kate Moss is actually really gorgeous, and it’s quite possible that she eats like a normal person, but I’m definitely not a fan of that skinny quote. Sorry Kate, but your own self-righteousness is only going to keep you full for so long.
Also, I’m kind of being a bitch by calling her self-righteous. People in glass houses, right?
Bitch or not, for today’s What I Ate Wednesday, I’m going to share eight things that taste (way) better than skinny feels.
Cheesy, salty, crunchy, gooey, beany… Too good to live without (especially if guac is involved). Side note: “beany” might be my new favorite adjective.
Especially sour candy. Especially especially these Airhead Xtremes Bites. I got them in a package from Influenster (<< check ‘em out — free stuff!) and they are Snack Therapy-approved.
3. Kefir Bowls.
I’m obsessed. There’s nothing like squashing my morning hunger with a bowl of creamy kefir, salty pistachios, and juicy fruit. But not the gum. Like, actual fruit that is juicy. Like an orange.
With tons of cheese and full-fat dressing and enough sodium to support a 6-gallon sweat loss.
Because cheese! And because bread! And because HAPPINESS!
6. Anything topped with basil.
Fresh mozzarella in particular. Fah-resshhh.
Technically, this is an enchilada casserole, but still. Bonus points if it’s topped with mounds of avocado.
No explanation needed.
Suck it, Kate.
Unless “it” refers to a sugar-packed popsicle, in which case you should probably avoid it. Because of calories and stuff.
IN THE COMMENTS:
Do you agree that “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?” If not, what tastes better?