Snacks. Just… snacks. Something about ‘em kills me. I can’t even really handle it. I designed a whole freaking blog around snacks. Is that weird? I sure hope not, because you’re getting a peek into my snacktabulous lifestyle for today’s edition of What I Ate Wednesday.
Sriracha Thai Pretzel Pearls
Spicy balls. You’re gonna want to shove a handful of these sweet and spicy delights into yo gullet.
And then your mouth will burn, and your eyes will water, but you won’t be able to stop.
That’s what she said.
(Not really sure what she’s saying that in response to, but it doesn’t sound very fun. And it sounds slightly painful.)
P.S. Buy these at Cost Plus World Market
Let that sink in. Hummus made with edamame. Minus the chickpeas so I guess it’s not really hummus, but still. This stuff is divine with cucumbers.
White Stilton with Apricots
First of all, let’s all agree that cheese is the greatest snack in the entire world. Second, let’s all agree that fancy cheese is awesome, because it’s basically just cheese with amazing things added to it. This particular cheese is great on crackers. Or on bread. Or on its own, eaten with your greedy little fingers while standing in a dark kitchen, the light from the fridge illuminating the cheese’s beauty.
Take 2 or 3 kinds of cereal, fruit, some trail mix, a drizzle of peanut butter, and a nice pour of milk. Then let that shiz explode in your face.
Again, that’s what she said. Actually, that’s probably what he said.
Yeah, I know. The thought of liquid yogurt is kind of bizarre. Just don’t question it.
Trader Joe’s Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips
They’re like Doritos. Only they taste nothing like Doritos and they’re way better and the ingredients are a lot less alien-like. Now, I’m not knocking Doritos or anything, because those chips are bad ass, but trust me — the TJ’s brand is way bad ass-er.
Also, Jake and I used a combination of the above chips (regular tortilla + the nacho cheese ones) to make nachos. FREAKING EPIC.
Also, I should stop saying “epic” because (1) I’m not a drunk frat boy and (2) it’s not 2012 anymore.
But you guys? These were epic.
IN THE COMMENTS:
What’s your favorite kind of chip? Have you ever tried kefir?