Get ready to feel bad about yourself.
I’m about to prove that a sassy, gassy, smart-assy eight-year-old pageant star is better than you.
Why? Well, my sweet friends, I shall enlighten you…
1. She understands the value of a dollar.
2. She rejects society’s impossible beauty standards.
3. She doesn’t underestimate the importance of eye care.
4. She’s a champion for human rights.
5. She gets how powerful a little me-time is for overall mental health.
6. She’s always honest with herself.
7. She ponders the universe’s biggest mysteries.
8. She knows that relaxing rejuvenates the body and the mind. Plus, she can rock a tie-dye shirt like nobody’s business. Be jealous.
Happy birthday Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson. Youz a magnificent li’l firecracker and I love it.
In the comments: How much do you love Honey Boo Boo? Tons? I never watch the show, but she just cracks me up. Plus, I’m obsessed with gifs and she obviously has some real gems floating around the Internet.
How’s your Wednesday going?