Oh my geez, thank you all so much for not disowning me after yesterday’s post. Apparently, I was feeling super sassy while writing it and I didn’t really realize how awkward and inappropriate it was (is?) until after the fact. Thanks for listening to me talk about pap smears and vaginas and how fun sexual harassment is. Surrsly. The only possible explanation as to why you all put up with me is that you’re just as ridiculous and horrible and inappropriate as I am, which I totally love.
Speaking of things I totally love, here are my five weekend faves. Because I have nothing else to talk about because it’s freaking finals week again. Three more days…Three more days… Three more days…
1. Jessica’s Thai Turkey Burgers
The moist (that word = barf) turkey burgers, the coconutty and peanutty and salty and sexy sauce, the crunchy slaw. I just can’t even. These were amazing times a billion. Jessica is a recipe genius. But, I have to say, Doug E Fresh (aka Dad) and I did a pretty sick job of putting these babies together.
Yeah, I’m going to continue to talk about this forever. My new thing is claiming to be super cool just because I went skydiving. Like, my mom will be all, “Aren’t you stressed out about your finals this week?” and I’ll respond, “Um, no. I’m a skydiver now. I’m like a full on risk-taker, so I’m obviously too laid-back and go-with-the-flow to worry about such silly things as finals. I have bigger things to think about, like travel and, uh, other adventure-y things.” It’s really charming.
3. Spending time with the fam.
‘Cause I love them and they’re awesome.
4. Italian nachos.
Kettle chips, gorgonzola, basil, roasted garlic, and balsamic glaze. Thank me later.
5. Pre-pool selfies (and actually swimming in the pool).
Because I’m a big tool. Don’t talk to me anymore. I don’t deserve it. I’m embarrassed. LOOK AWAY.
Why oh why do I post these things on the Internet? Probably because you need a lot of attention, Carly. Hence the ducklips.
In the comments: What was the best part of your weekend? Do my ducklips look super sexy? (<<<Kidding.)