Go on a week long juice cleanse
Get a Brazilian wax- twice in a row
Eat a cockroach
Watch football
Roll around naked in wet sand
Wipe with sandpaper
Make out with Macaulay Culkin
Make out with Macaulay Culkin after he ate a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and gnawed on some raw garlic
Paint Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s toenails
Let Kanye take me out on a date
Yell, “PENIS” in a public place
Cut my hair into a mullet
Wear Crocs
Watch George W. Bush speak for three hours
Swallow a knife
Have a Britney-style meltdown in which I scream at paparazzi and shave my head
Chew on nails
Have a sword fight with Inigo Montoya
Um, basically anything.
To cope, I’ve been consuming exorbitant amounts of caffeine and eating yummy food. So far so good. One final down, three to go.
March 18, 2013 at 4:13 am
I laughed out loud at all of those!! You’re hysterical! Good luck. You’ll do fine; you’re a smart cookie! Mmmm… Cookie..
March 18, 2013 at 4:14 am
Bahahahaha I could have written this exact post. Good luck on finals! Annie’s is the perfect pre-exam food for sure
March 18, 2013 at 4:42 am
Hahaha so funny and true! I feel the same about my immunology exam coming up next month! But i can’t wait for the after-exam feeling of freedom! woohoo!!! Then begins summer
March 18, 2013 at 6:16 am
Hahaha. While I miss college, I definitely do not – and can’t think of a circumstance where I ever will – miss studying, making study guides, stressing about, and then finally taking the exams Good luck!
March 18, 2013 at 6:23 am
But just think how nice it will be to be DONE with finals!!! You can do it….and will be thankful for not shaving your head afterwards
March 18, 2013 at 6:58 am
Hahaha! Roll around in wet sand. You really must be having a hard time with these finals. You’ll do fine! Just keep eating plenty of those cookies!
March 18, 2013 at 7:03 am
I don’t miss finals at all. Good luck girl!
Ps Those lucky charms making amazing ‘rice krispy’ type bars which are perfect for on the go!
March 18, 2013 at 7:42 am
Oh gosh finals were the worst. I used to only eat the marshmallows yes, I was that girl
March 18, 2013 at 8:13 am
I laughed at these… especially the “roll around naked in wet sand.” HILARIOUS! Good luck, girl! You will rock this!
March 18, 2013 at 8:31 am
March 18, 2013 at 8:38 am
Paint Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s toenails
Oh boy. I think you need to have an intervention because that right there is sheer desperation.
You do know she lost part of one of her feet in a forklift accident or something. So at least you would only have do like 6 and a half toes.
March 18, 2013 at 10:03 am
LOL!!!!
March 18, 2013 at 10:30 am
Good food always got me through exams! And of course a few Starbucks visits. Good luck with finals!
March 18, 2013 at 11:23 am
You’re hilarious..how do you come up with this stuff?! good luck darlin!!!
March 18, 2013 at 11:49 am
Hahaha, I love this list! I’d probably feel the exact same way, you are too much.
Good luck with exams! I bet you’ll rock it.
March 18, 2013 at 12:24 pm
All I can really do is laugh in response to this post! Oh, and that cookie…um…please send me one!
Good luck with your finals!!
March 18, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Good luck with your finals! You’ll get through it. And this list is awesome. “Paint Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s toenails” legit made me laugh out loud…..then cringe.
March 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm
You’ll do great, Carly! And you’d rather get two brazilian waxes in a row??!? You’re crazy! I’d take your finals to never have to get one of those again!
March 19, 2013 at 12:12 pm
I seriously giggle every single time I read your posts! I love this! : ) Good luck on your finals, you will rock it!
March 20, 2013 at 8:44 am
That list is HILARIOUS!!! Def. laughed out loud… a few times! Thanks for sharing!