I’m outsourcing today.

Let me elaborate.  I’m assuming (hoping?) that you guys come here to Snack Therapy to be entertained.  (Although, it’s also possible that you come here to scoff at my ridiculousness.  Totally understandable.)

Sadly, I have nothing entertaining going on in my life.  I’m heading into week seven of the quarter.  These next two weeks are going to be insanely busy.  And yes, I’m aware that I’ve said that about just about every single week this quarter.

Anyway, my point is that since nothing exciting is going on in my life right now, I’m outsourcing my job of entertaining you today.  Just follow the yellow brick road links to either (a) adorableness, (b) hilariousness, or (c) deliciousness.

1. 15 Moments That Make You Feel Violated:

Can we talk about #6?  This happens to me all the time.  And not just with socks.   Oh, and #8?  Yes.  Don’t get fresh with me, iPhone.

2. SNL Garth and Kat Skit:

Kristen Wiig is my girl crush to the max. Something about every single thing she does makes me die laughing.  Especially when she starts laughing.  I lose it.  Sista’s talented!  Don’t take my word for it.  Just watch.

3. Autocorrect Fails:

These never get old.  I always secretly hope that my iPhone will turn something totally innocent into a pervy/hilarious autocorrect moment, but, sadly, my iPhone is the perfect gentleman.

4. White Chocolate Covered Pretzel Cookies:

Holy mother of all things delicious.  I need 80 cajillion of these.  Bonus?  Jake would totally love these, so I could force him to eat some so I don’t end up eating the whole batch.

5.NFL Bad Lip Read Video:

If you watch or click on nothing else, click on this.  Pleasseee, I beg of you.  It’s the funniest thing ever.  Basically, there are voices dubbed in over NFL players’ lip movements.  Soo funny.  (“Pick up all your floorbags, you ain’t livin’ in Southeast Asia!”)

6. Attack of the Cute:

An entire website devoted to cute animals.  Need I say more?

So… These should keep you occupied until I come up with something exciting to do with my life.