Although I only occasionally pop by Pinterest anymore, I still manage to see enough annoying stuff to structure a blog post around. So here ya go…10 times Pinterest pissed me off in the past week or so.
Do it for the “holy shit, you’re going to live until you’re 95!”
Do it for the “holy shit, you are so confident!”
Do it for the “holy shit, you’re setting a great example for your children!”
Do it for the “holy shit, I look hot!”
If you’re doing it so other people will think you’re hot, you should probably reevaluate.
Yeah well neither does creating fitspirational Pinterestable pictures, so who the heck are you to talk?
Trust me, it’s gonna be really hard to keep going if you aren’t proud of yourself. Be proud now. You deserve it.
Sweat more. Bitch as much as you damn well please.
I nanny for a 3 year old who regularly eats more than this. I get that we all have different caloric needs, but I resent the idea that 1200-1500 calories is the norm, especially for an active person.
1 for 3. Your personality is what makes you sexy AND pretty AND beautiful. Your body is NOT what makes you sexy. Your confidence in yourself and in your body is what makes you sexy.
Or if the person on the elliptical next to you in really gassy. Or if you forgot your headphones. Or if your knee injury is acting up.
First of all, this isn’t even true. Second, what is the definition of “moderation” here? A bite? A bowl? Third, why would you try to fill your diet with zero-calorie foods? Your body needs energy. Calories are energy. Therefore, your body needs calories. You’re welcome for the bonus science lesson.
Not true. A run where you get chased by a chicken is NOT better than no run at all. Just one example. And yes, that happened to me once. No, I don’t want to talk about it.
Okay I get the whole tough love thing, but c’mon! Why you gotta be like that? If you ever need a good cuddle when you’re feeling extra lazy, just let me know. I know a few Craig’s List pages that are great for things like that!
*I don’t actually hate Pinterest. I just hate some of the stupid things on Pinterest.
IN THE COMMENTS:
What is your most hated fitspiration/thinspiration quote? I really, really hate “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Ugh.